Garfield

who is better garfield or oddie

Garfield

who is better garfield or oddie

Similes

Clever
As poor as a beggar
As strong as a lock.
As cute as a kitten,
As smart as a rock.

As thin as a crow ,
As white as snow,
As fit as a fox
As dumb as an ox.

As bald as a shark,
As neat as a creature,
As proud as a student with a good mark,
As ugly as a teacher,
Don’t make me start!


Environment
It can feed a family,
It can tear down a house.
It’s as big as an elephant,
It’s as small as a mouse.
It’s as slow as a sloth and as fast as the wind.
The Earth is melting and dying each day,
Global warming might not fade away.

Haiku’s

Cheetah
As fast as lightning,
Bolting after it’s prey
It’s the fastest cat

Food
Mouth watering food
All around you, tempting you
Delectable food

Drawing
It looks like nothing
But at the end, beautiful
Art is fulfilling

Soccer
Crowds screaming at you
Running towards the goalie
You kick you shoot ‘goal’

Puns

• A hare has no hair, only fur
• Why was there no pasta left at the party? It was used for pasta-parcel
• Have you heard the news about the stretch limo? It’s a long story
• What do you say to get straw’s attention? Hay
• Can I hear your pony sing? No he is a little horse

Chatterbox

My brother is a chatterbox,
And he never shuts up.
Don’t ever have a conversation with him,
If you can’t be there all day
He’ll just keep going on and on.

If you’re reading a book,
he’ll be blabbering on about unimportant stuff.
if you’re watching T.V,
you can’t here it over his voice.

It drive you insane
until he has his tonsils out…

Limericks

Limericks
There once was a cold breeze,
It made all the bees freeze.
It froze all the bees,
and it froze all the fleas,
it would make you shudder to your knees

There once was a very large cue.
It was twice the size of two.
Waiting to buy,
Hotdogs and pie
to bad at the end was you.


There once was a very green frog,
That was stuck in a very thick fog.
He jumped in the air,
to see what was there,
and landed in a very smelly bog.